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Oct 02 2008

To ‘spud’ or not to ‘spud’?

Matt Saunders

It’s difficult question to broach: how do you ask the designer of the BMW X1 Concept whether he knows what everyone else is thinking? “Adrian van Hooydonk, chief designer at BMW: do you realise that you’ve created another car apparently trapped underneath a fallen ugly tree?”

BMW X1 I wasn’t quite that abrupt, as you’ll see in our Paris show video on the car. But still, the question had to be asked.

And to his credit, van Hooydonk swatted it with diplomatic ease. “Actually, I think we’ve created a pretty car,” he said. He then went on to point out that the X1 had to look like a contemporary BMW; it had to share the brand’s SUV design DNA; it had to be smaller than an X3 and yet muscular- and powerful-looking; and that beauty was in the eye of the beholder anyway, so he didn’t much care whether I thought it was a spudder really.

Correct answer, Adrian; top man.

You get the impression, when you look at BMW’s last decade or so of design heritage, that Munich values distinctiveness much more highly than conventional beauty anyway. With one exception (that of the conservative E90 3-series) I can’t remember the last time a new BMW was unveiled to reactions anything other than ‘eeew’ or ‘errugh’.

Pretty cars, it seems, age much more quickly than ‘challenging’ ones; they disappear much more readily into the darker margins of the automotive landscape.
When you look at them three- or four-years into their lifecycle, even, often once we’ve acclimatised to their unconventional shapes, surfaces and proportions, most BMWs seem much more attractive. I’d say that, somehow, the E60 5-series has blossomed into one of the most eye-catching and handsome saloons on the market.

Give it three years and, who knows, maybe we’ll all be looking at the BMW X1 through more favourable eyes. One thing's for sure: as Ratan Tata must have been pleased to observe when I saw him taking an eyeful of the new BMW earlier, it's nowhere near as good-looking as the Land Rover LRX.

 

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About Matt Saunders

Career started in a mk III Jaguar that conveyed him home from the maternity ward. At Autocar since 2003, he says he's enjoyed every minute - especially the hairy ones.

Comments

macaroni October 2, 2008 2:56 PM

Nonsense, truly beautiful cars like the Peugeot 406 coupe and Alfa 156 look just as good as the day they were launched. People might become accustomed to the monstrosities BMW produce, but it doesn't make them anymore attractive.

AvH would defend, or more likely deflect, the looks of the X1, as he designed it. But he can think what he likes, it is just like all the other BMWs he and his boss Bangle have designed, hideous from every angle.

David Harrington-Wright October 2, 2008 4:07 PM

As long as its got the BMW badge on, it makes little difference what it looks like - they could even sell the Ssanyong Rodius if the put the blue and white badge on the front.

People don't seem to care - hence the high numbers of fives, X5 and X3 sold to date.

Vidge 123 October 2, 2008 4:36 PM

I personally think this is not a bad looking car at all, i was expecting the large quantities of plastic we had with the X3 when first launched.

I think this car is agressively hansom.

Granted i wouldn't buy one, but i feel its much better looking than many small SUV i can think of.

tommallett October 2, 2008 5:10 PM

I don't think it's too terrible to be honest. What is all this anti BMW nonsense flying around anyway?

manicm October 2, 2008 7:34 PM

Matt, I beg to differ with you. When the 5 was released four years ago I thought it wasn't bad but time has been entirely unkind to it. Put it next to an Audi A6, Citroen C6, or Jag's fabulous new XF and it is plain to see. It's a pig ugly car from the side and doubly so in M5 guise.

And this X1 does not move car design forward one iota. It's a scaled-down X3 and, ugly or not, is gonna age very quickly.

BMW are losing their design mojo.

ordinary bloke October 2, 2008 8:12 PM

manicm - "BMW are losing their design mojo."  I agree except I think they lost it a long time ago, about the time they hired the "trendy" Mr. Bangle in fact !! I think they have invested so much in the look he created that they just cannot drop it now, and as long as people continue to queue up to buy the BMW badge, whatever it is attached to, they may as well see it through to the bitter end. A classic case of the Emperor's New Clothes.

W124 October 2, 2008 9:30 PM

Bangle was hit and miss.  This is just poor  like the 7.  Perhaps I'm getting old but I don't get it.  I love the 6 -  it's a masterpiece but it's been downhill from there.

uk_supercar_fan October 3, 2008 10:51 AM

"One thing's for sure: as Ratan Tata must have been pleased to observe when I saw him taking an eyeful of the new BMW earlier, it's nowhere near as good-looking as the Land Rover LRX"

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true, but LRX will be significantly toned down for production, and won't be on the market for another 3 years!!! Also the ownership prospect on a BMW is rather better than Land Rover. It may be ugly, but it won't let you down..

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personally I think all BMW X-products are pretty abominable, and this one seems to want to look like the truly awful X3. People will still buy it in droves though.....

theop October 8, 2008 1:53 PM

Clearly all things beautiful are subjective to one's opinion. BMW's of late are objectively ugly though. One does get used to them the same way you get used to sitting next to an ugly looking person at work. At the end it does not really matter (except to the truly vain) as its the character that counts - and bmw always had plenty of that.

Commercial success is also irrelevant. What is commercially successful at one place, does not sell as well elsewhere.

In the UK we are particularly prone to influence from the Joneses and from perceived depreciation factors 3 years down the line. In other places like Italy or my native unimportant car market that Greece is for example, car looks matter more, depreciation or perceived product quality matters less. Places where a 159 outsells a bmw 320 at 3:1. Audis and golfs out sell the equal engined (but pricier)118's something like 9:1...

I run an A3 mk1 and I am also car sitting on a 120 for a friend who works abroad for a year. I prefer the bmw. It is a much better car to drive. Much better. It still remains a spud though. It is a very ugly car. I am used to it. That does not make it prettier or less of good car  dynamically. Would I buy one? No, I am Greek...

kerrecoe October 21, 2008 7:50 PM

This thing makes the new Laguna look well-conceived.

blktoy November 28, 2008 8:24 PM

The one series and the six series are stunners and the five series makes the XF look passe even though in actual fact the BMW is an older design.

Stevievsf December 13, 2008 7:31 PM

X1 SUV looks like one of those Chinese copies of western models. All the German Makers appear to be diluting their design to fit in every niche. I know designers like the DNA of the brand, but BMW's is a very small strain at the moment.

If you put a 3,5,7 next to each other and do same with X's 1,3,5 and 6. Then get a pint glass and look at them through it, bet its hard to tell the differance

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